Longing for Boulangeries
Setting: In the Flourish Bakery on Bryn Mawr
Bakery Clerk: Hi, can I help you?
Luis: Hi, how fresh are those baguettes?
BK: They're fresh.
LMGM: Um, OK. I'll take one. And one of the cupcakes with green frosting.
BK: That'll be $3.00
LMGM: Really?! Jeez. By the way, do you guys bake an afternoon batch?
BK: Huh?
LMGM: Do you bake bread more than once a day? In the afternoon, so that you have fresh bread for dinner?
BK: We bake our bread fresh everyday.
LMGM: *silence*
BK: Actually, we bake it the night before, so that it's fresh every morning.
LMGM: *sigh*
3 commentaires:
Jesus God. There has GOT to be a good French bakery in Chicago, right? RIGHT??!!!!
I !@#$ing hope so. Mind you, my ass is probably thanking me for the paucity of good bread here. Good French bread is KRYPTONITE, man.
Addicted, eh? I doubt you'll found anything as good in Chicago.
I mean, each one of my 5 boulangeries in the 5 minutes radius bakes new baguettes at least every 3 hours!
And remember les Traditions? Le Pain Complet? Miaaammm!!!
Gotta get back soon. Otherwise, you risk total palate atrophy!
ANATOLY IVANOV / PHOTOGRAPHY / DESIGN / PROSE
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